My neighbor is all up on his dog. Its an Irish Wolfhound. Big dog! So every year, he throws him a birthday party. I mean, the dog does use the toilet for #1 and #2. Its quite impressive. On top of that, he can also get his own water and food, get the door, and he actually watches TV. So, its kind of cool. He even has a name. He calls him Dave and he says he uses their last name. But see Dave is not a US Citizen. Thats because Dave is a dog. So how can I buy Dave a Savings Bond without a social security number? The only gifts I give are Savings Bonds. Please do not respond if you are going to siggest other girfts. I want to know how I can buy Dave a savings bond.
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boy oh boy ,i seen and heard it all now,what kind of stuff are you on tonight.yes i know its saturday and alot of people are busy ransacking medicine cabinets,and meeting people in the alleys for happy pills and mary janes and all that stuff.savings bonds for a dog.!!!lol lol lol.hey its my guniea pigs birthday hell be 2 on may 1st i want to get him a savings bond.maybe if i bring hem to the bank hell sqeek to the teller that he can use a savings bond
Give him a last name and apply for a social security card. There it is it will solve your problem.
So Dave is here illegally or does he have his residency card since you mentioned he is not a US citizen. If he's an illegal, then he can't get a SS card. If he's here legally, tell your neighbor to take Dave to his local social security office to apply for a card. if people can get cards, then i think animals should too. then again, maybe I think you're better off getting Dave a gift card from PET CO.
You could use the owners name and social and tell them it is for the dog.
Personally, I would give Dave a huge hamburger patty and and put a candle on it. He would enjoy that much more...
I'm pretty sure you need a social security number so if your neighbor was willing (which I doubt), your neighbor could give you his SS# and you designate that the bond is for the dog.
the dog would rather have a pigs ear
I would use the owners name and just tell him it's for the dog. Because the dog can't cash in the savings bond the owner would have to do it for him so using his name and social would work best.
how bout one of those 2 foot long bones?
Okay...seriously, what would a dog do with a bond anyway?! Even if he CAN use the potty and watches t.v.do you think that he is going to go to the bank on his own and cash it in...go to the store and purchase things...quit smoking man!!
Go to your bank and buy him one .Give your friend as his guardian. Tell the people at the bank he is a dog. A four legged dog, but it is very important to you that you get him this.I'm sure they will work with you. Hey, it's money for them! You may have to have your friends SS# but I'm sure they will figure it out. Good Luck!
Here's a better idea for a gift.
Try operating a hairdryer while you are taking a shower.
That would actually be a great gift to me and the other PetQnA.com s users who think you are a moron.
you know why isnt there social security numbers for dogs and cats.maybe they need to start a petion for them to start doing it.they can use like 5 numbers for pets instead .after all they are part of the family.if you cant get a savings bond then why not a money order in hes masters name or a gift card for petco and then ur neigbor can take him shoping and let him pick out hes own gift.maybe he will know how to swip the gift card or hand it to the casher.he sounds very smart.good luck.hope u come up with a great gift idea.happy birthday to the smart doggy.
Simple: purchase the bond in your name, cash it, give proceeds to dog and/or owner.
Immediately thereafter, contact all villages in your area to see if they are missing their idiot.
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