with his long tongue.. is this some type of mating feat with her or a competition with me ?...i am very intimidated and have been sleeping on the couch for 2 nights... plz help
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LMAO.
Hahahahaha
That's funny
are you joking that is silly.a dog dont know better
man up or your dog will get her
wow...your dog making you sleep on the couch b/c u think it has the HOTS for your gf.very strange.dont let your dog make u feel inferior
Ummm...not sure of the question or the reason here. Your dog is cleaning himself, plain and simple. If you feel intimidated or that he is in 'competition' with you...well, this isn't the place for you to get the help that you need.
its probably itchy or it likes drinking pee?
Get him newted... that'll taught him
Oh for Pete's sake - are you jealous? Where is she sleeping? With the dog?
He's kidding, you can click on his name and see his other questions.
he's just showing her his **** is bigger than yours!
buy him like one of those cones that go around the neck, where dogs can't lick themselves or anything like that. so yeah, try it, it might work.
all dogs do it !!! there is not much we can do about it ,if you have a big back yard you can let him out sometimes while she is there!!!! sorry but thats a dog for you!!
Ah, you sound like you wish you could do that.
Don't worry, if you pet him first, he won't bite you.;-)
cheez.. do you REALLY believe your dog would be competing with you for your girlfriend???
Dogs "lick their privates" to groom and clean themselves, nothing more.
Why are you intimidated? Do you think your girlfriend would like your dog more than you??? You gotta be kidding!
Dont look if you dont like to see him clean himself he has to do it.You are way to sensitive with your animal.Its not like he is a human doing that.
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I hope this is not a serious question...
lmao my husband said the same thing with our dog. He also said he would be a heck of a lot happier if he could lick his when he wanted. Do you feel that way too? So i had to kick the dog out of bed and make him sleep in his own. That made the husband a little happier.
LOL... my dog licks his in front of me and my boyfriend all the time. He usually does it after he pees, or if he is cleaning himself.. Dont worry it is nothing you should worry about.
if i were you i would not leave your dog alone with your gf, she might leave you for him, he has a bigger tongue and perhaps a bigger penis
You may have a mind of a dog,but your dog doesn't have the brains of a man. How about giving him a bath sometimes? And don't let him near your girlfriend,get a female for him.
Too funny ! When the dog decides to groom himself in front of you, simply distract him, ignore him, or go in the other room ! Animal behavior isn't hardwired to compete with your girlfriend,,,,and why you would be sleeping on the couch totally escapes me,,,but you are fun !
Awwww, feeling a bit.inadequate?
It's just the mommy factor...she has the love and emotions..your the rugged one..it's like having a child...with who he gets away with a lot of things..you or or girl..don't worry about it..he's just showing off
They'll do that.
Haha that is funny a dog doesn't know better to see who is around to lick himself. If he feels like doing it know he does it he does not ask permission to do it. Your girlfriend must know better than that...
He has probably seen what you do to her and her to you when you think you are all alone and now the poor boy just feels dirty whenever he is around her so he is trying to clean himself.
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If you think it's a competition why dont you try licking your own balls...
ReplyDeleteJust his Privates or any other ranks?!
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